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Through extensive laboratory and real life testing (although not on animals), we’ve discovered thermal lamination is the key to eternal youth. This is big news! Not only will your work last forever, it’ll be beautiful and polished looking too. It’s almost not right how durable this stuff is.

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It’s completely unnatural!

We took an 80 year old woman and stretched a piece of thermal lamination over her with the following results:

  • Attractive, wrinkle-free look.
  • Polished feel.
  • Protection against scratching, fading and smudging.
  • Won’t live any longer, but will look terrific forever.
  • Has attracted several new male “friends” and is completely water resistant!

Recently, she has been spotted at local dance halls and night clubs.